With 34 entries, if you can think of a product mascot or spokesperson...they're
on the list already! It's text only (for now), but it sports an all-new full-color cover, plus
you can tell your friends that you own an "original" edition of my "True Crime" book! The
piece is 20 pages long; but a lot of love, hard work, and (
actual!) research went into it.
    Get the inside scoop on such supermarket villains as: Charlie Tuna, The
Gorton's Fisherman, Twinkie the Kid, Count Chocula, and The California Raisins! They've
been terrorizing the world for decades; now YOU can know the TRUTH about their
crimes!
    The current version is priced at a mere $7.00! Like what you see? Of course
you do!!!
    Respond NOW, as they're selling faster than I thought they would! (Quantity
discounts are available for your local school, senior center, bounty hunter agency, or
neighborhood watch group.)
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"CEREAL KILLERS"
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